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Thursday, February 7, 2008

[Keralites] IT Problem for Bachelors & Reply from married Technical support



An IT Problem

To,

Dear (IT) Technical support,

I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Bachelor 7.0 to wife 1.0  and  found  that  the  new program took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This was not mentioned in the product brochure.
In  addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications  such  as  Late  Night  Parties 2.5, and Sunday cricket 5.3 no longer  run  and  crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday OGA Club 6.3 always fails, but Saturday shopping 7.1 runs instead. I  cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the back ground whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications.
I am thinking about going back to Bachelor 7.0, but uninstall doesn' t work on this program.
Can you please help?

Joe

 
Reply from Technical support.

Dear (IT) Bachelor,

This  is a common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many men upgrade  from  Bachelor  7.0 to wife 1.0 thinking that wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Wife  1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything. You  are  unlikely  to  be able to purge wife 1.0 and still convert back to bachelor 7.0 as wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall,  delete  or  purge  the  program  files from  the  system  once installed.
Some  people  have tried to install Bachelor 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under Alimony/ Child support and Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I recommend you to keep it  installed  and  deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any fault  or  problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run C:\I APOLOGIZE program and avoid attempting to use *Esc-key.
It  may be necessary to run C:\I APOLOGIZE a number of times, but hopefully eventually  the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program but can be very rewarding.
To  get  the  most  out  of  it consider buying additional software such as Sarees 2.0 and Jewellery 5.0.

Regards.

Technical support.

 


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Abraham Oomman .

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