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Thursday, February 7, 2008

[Keralites] SPARKLING DIAMONDS OF THE WEEK 08-02-2008

  A legendary Wimbledon player ARTHUR ASHE was suffering with  from AIDS which he got  due to infected blood he received during heart surgery in 1983..
                   He received letters from all over world saying.
why does god have to select you for such a bad disease...
                   ARTHUR replied ;all over the world
5 million children start playing tennis
5 lakhs learn to play
50 thousand learn professional tennis
5000 come to the circuit
500 reach grand slam
50 reach Wimbledon
4  to semi final
2 to the finals
when i was holding the cup i never asked..why me? and today in pain i shouldn't  be asking god ..why me?
 
we complain god for every pain and suffering but may be with what  we are suffering is far less what we should get as our karma...
 
GOD ONLY KNOWS....
Courtesy---"sita krishnan" sita2006krish@yahoo.com
 
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HP CEO guilty of security lapse in BPO rape case
Thu, Jan 31 11:00 PM
 
Bangalore: Two-and-a-half years ago, Pratibha Murthy, an employee of a BPO company was killed in Bangalore. Now the Supreme Court has said that the then-CEO of the company, Hewlett Packard Som Mittal should be prosecuted.
Pratibha's parents, who spent the past two years in and out of courts seeking justice, are taking some comfort from the Supreme Court order on Wednesday, which found that Mittal should be held responsible for negligence.
"A man who heads any institution is always responsible, whether he's in the institution or outside the institution, negligence is negligence. It's associated with them, it's caused by them," said Pratibha's uncle, S Srinivasa.
The former CEO, who is now president of Nasscom, is accused of violating a Karnataka government order that directed companies employing women in night shifts to provide security for them during their travel home.
For the thousands of women working in BPOs across India, the Supreme Court order would mean safer night shifts.
"Companies will be more alert now. They know they have to take action or they'll be convicted," stated National Commission for Women's spokesperson, Nirmala Venkatesh.
Prathiba's case has set a precedent like none other for the BPO industry. Other women in the BPO industry can at least take heart now that their security is not at stake when they work.
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Hearing Aid
 
A man realised he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.
"How much do they run?" he asked the clerk.
"That depends," said the salesman. "They run from 100 bucks to 10,000."
"Let's see the cheapest model," he said.
The clerk put the device around the man's neck.
"You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed.
"How does it work?" the customer asked.
"For 100 Rs it doesn't work," the salesman replied. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!"
 
Drunk & The Nun
 
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home.
 
As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face.
 
Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again.
 
This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.
 
By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much, so then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said........ .."Not  so  strong to night, are you Batman?"
 
Infinite Wisdom
 
One day a teacher was giving a lecture on philosophy, and had the class enthralled.. It was a brilliant lecture.
Suddenly, over his head a bright light flashed and an angel came down and approached the teacher.
 
She said, "You are doing such a good job teaching this class, I have decided to give you one wish. You can have infinite money, infinite wisdom, or infinite knowledge."
 
Thinking for a minute, he humbly asked for infinite wisdom. She tapped him with a magic wand and disappeared in a flash. The class came forward to hear the first words from a man with infinite wisdom.
 
He said, "It would have been wiser to take the money..."
 
Radar Trap:
A police officer had a perfect hiding place for watching for speeders along a well-travelled stretch of highway. The location, at a bend in the road, allowed him to hide his car out of sight of oncoming traffic while setting up his radar to nab any speeders who passed by. He had used this location successfully a number of times, especially on holidays, and decided to use it again one Labor Day weekend.
 
The officer arrived at his hiding place and set himself up, settling down to wait for the first speeders to appear. After a half hour or so the officer hadn't seen anybody speeding.
 
In fact most of the cars that passed him were travelling exactly at the speed limit, and some of the passengers in the passing cars were even smiling and waving at him. He couldn't believe this was happening since his hiding place was so well concealed.
 
Finally, after realising that virtually all the passing cars knew he was there, the officer decided that something was wrong and went investigate.
 
He got out of his car and walked up the road a short distance. About 100 yards before his hiding place the officer found the problem: A 10 year old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said: RADAR TRAP AHEAD.
 
A little more investigative work led the officer to the boys accomplice, another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading TIPS and a bucket at his feet full of change.
Courtesy---Naga@nagarajan
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This is written by a Pakistani journalist.. ........

Capital suggestion      By     Dr Farrukh Saleem    12/9/2007


Here's what is happening in India :

The two Ambani brothers can buy 100 percent of every company listed
on the Karachi Stock Exchange (KSE) and would still be left with
$30 billion to spare. The four richest Indians can buy up all goods
and services produced over a year by 169 million Pakistanis and
still be left with $60 billion to spare. The four richest Indians are now
richer than the forty richest Chinese.

In November, Bombay Stock Exchange's benchmark Sen-sex flirted
 with 20,000 points. As a consequence, Mukesh Ambani's Reliance
 Industries became a $100 billion company (the entire KSE is
capitalised at $65 billion). Mukesh owns 48 percent of Reliance.


In 2004, India became the 3rd most attractive foreign direct investment
 destination. Pakistan wasn't even in the top 25 countries. In 2004,
 the United Nations, the representative body of 192 sovereign member
 states, had requested the Election Commission of India to assist the
 UN in the holding elections in Al Jumhuriyah al Iraqiyah
 and Dowlat-e Eslami-ye Afghanistan.
Why the Election Commission of India and not the Election Commission
of Pakistan ? After all, Islamabad is closer to Kabul than is Delhi .

Imagine, 12 percent of all American scientists are of Indian origin;
38 percent of doctors in America are Indian; 36 percent of NASA scientists
 are Indians; 34 percent of Microsoft employees are Indians;
and 28 percent of IBM employees are Indians.

For the record: Sabeer Bhatia created and founded Hot mail.
Sun Micro systems was founded by Vinod Khosla.
The Intel Pentium processor, that runs 90 percent of all computers,
was fathered by Vinod Dham.
 Rajiv Gupta co-invented Hewlett Packard's E-speak project.
Four out of ten Silicon Valley start-ups are run by Indians.
 Bollywood produces 800 movies per year and s ix Indian ladies
 have won Miss Universe/Miss World titles over the past 10 years.

For the record: Azim Premji, the richest Muslim entrepreneur on the
 face of the planet, was born in Bombay and now lives in Bangalore.
India now has more than three dozen billionaires;
Pakistan has none (not a single dollar billionaire) .

The other amazing aspect is the rapid pace at which India is creating
wealth.
In 2002, Dhirubhai Ambani, Mukesh and Anil Ambani's father,
 left his two sons a fortune worth $2.8 billion.
In 2007, their combined
wealth stood at $94 billion.
 On 29 October 2007, as a result of the stock
 market rally and the appreciation of the Indian rupee,
Mukesh became the richest person in the world, with net worth
 climbing to US$63.2 billion (Bill Gates, the richest American,
 stands at around $56 billion).
Indians and Pakistanis have the same Y-chromosome haplogroup.
We have the same genetic sequence and the same genetic marker
 (namely: M124).
 We have the sam e DNA molecule, the same DNA  sequence.
Our culture, our traditions and our cuisine are all the same.
We watch the same movies and sing the same songs.
 What is it that Indians have and we don't?
 
INDIANS ELECT THEIR LEADERS 
 
 
 
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Short * Jokes
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            There's only one Perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

            There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
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            If someone says u r ugly, its OK, if someone says u r stupid, its OK,If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there

           there  Is a limit for kidding
 n  he has   crossed  the limit.

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            Two dreams of a man:

            To be as handsome as his mother thinks. 
To be as rich as his child believes.

            
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The Sweeper
 
 A highly uncultured peasant, of advanced age, comes to the doors of a monastery. When they open them, he explains himself like this," Friendly monks, I am a man with a lot of faith.
 I want to receive teachings."

 The monks talk among themselves, at the side of the newly arrived. When they verify his lack of culture, they think that he is not able to receive teachings and much less methods of self-development, but since he seems a man of faith, they tell him, "Look, good man, you are going to be in charge of sweeping the monastery every day. You may stay here and will have room and board."

 Months after, the monks start to see that each day the peasant is found more tranquil, with a semi-smile always drawn on his lips and a special shining in his eyes. He exhale true tranquillity and is seen happy and balanced. It is so that the monks, bewildered, ask him,"Good man, it looks that during these months you have undergone a great spiritual evolution. Are you practising any special method?"

 And the man answers,"Brothers, the only thing I do, with a lot of attention, clarity and love, is to sweep the monastery. I put all my vigilance and precision in that one too, when sweeping the garbage I think that I am sweeping from myself the rancour, deceptions, greed and hatred. And each day I am happier."
 
 
Courtesy----Smitha  

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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load
of seniors down a highway  When he is tapped in his
 shoulder by a little  old lady. She offers him a handful
 of peanuts,   which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder
again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.  
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again
" why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks,
"Why do you buy them then?"
the old lady replied,  
"We just love the chocolate around them="
 
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                         JOKES------------Laugh If you Can

Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter:Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer:No, I can't.
Waiter:Then does it really matter?


Little Susie came running into the house after school one day,
 shouting,
"Daddy!Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well, "began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and
20 in science."

Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter :I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
He Became a father only when I was born
 
Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and
 the game  went into extra time.

Girl : Do you love me?
Boy:Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy :No, mine is undying love.

 
Courtesy--"Raman's" kraman4@grouply.com
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                        Theme ::Easy vs. Difficult

Easy is to get a place is someones address book.
Difficult is to get a place in someones heart.

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others
Difficult is to recognise our own mistakes

Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue

Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.
Difficult is to heal the wound...

Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness

Easy is to set rules.
Difficult is to follow them...

Easy is to dream every night.
Difficult is to fight for a dream...

Easy is to show victory.
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity...

Easy is to admire a full moon.
Difficult to see the other side...

Easy is to stumble with a stone.
Difficult is to get up...

 
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People are made to be loved and things
are made  to BE used
 But the confusion in the world is... 
  People are being used...
And things are being loved... 
  Let's Change it today....
Remember that a little love goes a long way...
 Remember that a lot goes forever.
Remember that friendship is a wise investment;
Life's treasures are people...together.
Keep Smiling, Love and be loved...
Be happy
 
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When I Asked God for Strength -
He Gave Me Difficult Situations to Face,

When I Asked God for Happiness -
He Showed Me Some Unhappy People,

God Gave Me Nothing I Wanted -
He Gave Me Everything I Needed.

--Swami Vivekananda
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ABOUT SITUATIONS
............ ......... ......... ..
THE PESSIMIST COMPLAINS ABOUT THE WIND

THE OPTIMIST EXPECTS IT TO CHANGE

THE REALIST ADJUST THE SAILS

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SEL F OBSERVATION ABOUT LIFE
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Life is too big to live with so much pain

Life is so small to do everything you want to do

Life is so cruel to take you to death

Life is so kind to" give you opportunity to live in the way
you remains forever in the memory of your beloved
 
courtesy--sita krishnan" <sita2006krish@yahoo.com>
 
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                                                                 SMS CORNER
 
"Arguing with Boss is like Wrestling with a Pig in the Mud.
After some time, U realise that you are getting Dirty,
but the Pig is Actually Enjoying It."
Good Morning........................
 
A Good Relation does not Depend on How Good
Understanding We Have,
but it Depends on How We Avoid Misunderstanding.
Good Morning....
 
Don't  let  Some one become A priority in UR life,
when Ur Just  An option in their life.
Relationships work best when they R Balanced.
Good Morning.....
 
When U Keep saying UR busy
 Then Ur never Free,
When U Keep saying U Have no time
Then u will Never Have time,
When  U Keep Saying U Will do it To morrow
Then UR to morrow Will Never Come .
Good morning.....................
 
Don't make Promise when you are in Joy,
Don't Reply when you are Sad,
Don't Take Decision when you are Angry.
Think Twice, Act Wise.
Good Morning..
 
Time is a River, U cannot Touch the Same Water Twice,
Because The Flow that has Passed will never Pass Again.
Enjoy Every Moment of Life.
Good Morning...................
 
There R two ways of meeeting Difficulties.
U Alter the difficulties OR
U alter UR self to meet them.
Good morning......
 
A Life with Love will have Some Thorns.
But a Life without Love will have No Roses.
Good Morning.........
 
I hope Ur day is Sun Kissed With
 Lots of Sunshine To Light UR Way
May nothing But Happiness Surround U
 And May have a Spectacular Day.
Good morning....
 
We can use the Storms of Life To rise to Greater heights.
Achievers Relish Challenges And use them profitably..
Good Morning...
This Morning When I Wakened And Saw
The Sun Above
I Softly Said, Good Morning Lord ,
Bless Everyone I Love,
 Right Away I Thought Of You,
And Said A Loving Prayer
That He Would Bless You Specially And
 Keep You Free From Care
 
                                    GOOD MORNING
 
It  is Not Because Things R Difficult  That  We Do Not Dare,
It is Because We do Not Dare thinking That Tey are Difficult.
Have a Pleasant Day ..
 
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 Your Heart is your Love,  Your love is your  Family  ,
Your  family is your Future ,   Your future is your Destiny ,
Your destiny is your Ambition, Your ambition is your Aspiration ,
Your aspiration is your Motivation ,  Your motivation is your Belief ,
Your belief is your Peace ,   Your peace is your Target ,
Your target is Heaven,  Heaven is no fun without FRIENDS
 
Courtesy--"Uma Shivaji" umashivaji07@gmail.com
 
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