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Monday, December 31, 2007

[Keralites] Queen Elizabeth phone call

Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf died & went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want  to call England and see how everybody is doing  there. She called and talked for about 5 minutes,  then she asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

The devil says "Five million dollars"  She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back  on her chair.

Bush was soo jealous, he starts screaming,  "My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to  see how everybody is doing there too". He called and talked for about 2  minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

The devil says "Ten million dollars". With a smug look on his face, he made a  cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Musharraf was even more jealous & starts  screaming, "I want to call Pakistan too, I wanna  talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody of my  Parliment".....
He called Pakistan and he talked for about  twenty hours, he talked & talked  & talked, then he  asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

The devil says "Twenty dollars".
Musharraf is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"

The devil says "Well if you make a call from  one hell to another hell, it's local".

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