Kerala Feeds: [Keralites] For Electrical Egr!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

[Keralites] For Electrical Egr!!!!!!!!!!

START:

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.

One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board

the bus,

but he didn't stop the bus.

Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died

on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who

in turn took him to the court.

The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the

center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The

conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to

him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him

free, and he returned to his profession.

After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman

tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately,

this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and

died on the spot.

Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn

took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him

capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution

chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and

a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the

chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also to

everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he

returned to his profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the

bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences,

stopped

the b! us. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his

injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to

the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but

considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and

gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same

electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center

of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was

strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time

he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!

The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died

instantly the third time??

Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is

Perfectly logical. If necessary read d the puzzle once again.

! Still you couldn't, Then see below.........

think hard

common yaar.............

tired....

wanna know the answer????

ok........ there is the Answer............

During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor,

therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he

was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died

!!!!!!!!

Buhuhuhahahahahaha !!!!!!!! Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter

on Electricity ???

OK, OK....Relax.....No violence please...!!!!!!

Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Yahoo! Search.

__._,_.___

Messages in this topic (1) Reply (via web post) | Start a new topic

Messages | Polls

KERALITES - A moderated eGroup exclusively for Keralites...
To subscribe send a mail to Keralites-subscribe@yahoogroups.com.
Send your posts to Keralites@yahoogroups.com.
Send your suggestions to Keralites-owner@yahoogroups.com.

To unsubscribe send a mail to Keralites-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com.

Homepage: www.keralites.net

MARKETPLACE

Earn your degree in as few as 2 years - Advance your career with an AS, BS, MS degree - College-Finder.net.