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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Kerala-Online >>> Engineer and veterinary doctor

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:

Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself

treated fully within this period.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic,

see that board ?

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only.

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal

specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you

only...

Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk

like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.

Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man:

I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.

I get up in the morning like a horse

I go to work running like a deer

I work all day like a donkey

I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.

I wag my tail in front of all my bosses

I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.

I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: are you an engineer?

Man: Yes

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told
me in the beginning itself that you are an engineer. Come man, no
one can treat you better than me.

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