| * Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
*"Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles and sorrows.";
"But I don't have any, my love."
"I said, when we get married"
* American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email.
Desi: In India, it is only with female
* When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that it doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
* On the first day of marriage, the husband is treated like god...
after that the letters reversed ( dog )
* The 3 fastest means of communication:
Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
* A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've
found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?";
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