Ramayana by Bill Gates...
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a
PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great
sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an
OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and
SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with
excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only
PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he
married princess
'C'ta. 12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL
RAM as his successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE
Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for
a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at
the
instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and
insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that
RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14 years.
At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed
through DOS-rat and he collapsed, power-less. RAM
agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to
LOGIN with him. LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN
with his brother. The forest was the dwelling of
SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of
LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that
he should marry her. RAM, politely declined.
Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her
distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping,
SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka ,where RAW-van, moved by
TRAN-SISTOR'
MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden
stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired
of chase, RAM shot the deer, which, with his last
breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's
voice.
Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man
to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity
,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed
her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka. RAM and LSI-man started
SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the
forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM
ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful co-processor
Ha-NEUMAN.
SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his
PROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to
FIND the missing 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all
around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to
'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the
'WEBCRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK.
something about 'C'ta. Some of them even
shouted'YAA-
FOUNDMESSAGES'
useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used
it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED.
Soon Ha-NEUMAN
DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local
SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE
STRUCTURE Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify
himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta
believed in him and asked him to send a 'STATUS_OK'
MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS
around 'C'tacaptured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him
using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread
chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily
pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the
TATUSMESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to
take the all-powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the
battle. One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED
RAM &LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But
Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X gradients and
REFORMATTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE
secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out
RAW-wan's presence on earth. After the battle, RAM got
INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICROSOFT WORKS
and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and
every one lived happily ever after.
sudhakaran mullassery
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