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Sunday, February 24, 2008

Re: [Keralites] What About Your Wife (Give Opinion )

I was born lucky

 

To have Mother Earth as my playground.

 

Came along a host of gifts.

 

My Parents....

 

Relatives... 

 

Friends...

 

Everyone and everything I came across.

 

Then came the greatest of all.

 

People call her my wife.

 

I know we are not apart.

--- On Sat, 23/2/08, Shoaib Siddiqui <shoaibsiddiqui87@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Shoaib Siddiqui <shoaibsiddiqui87@yahoo.com>
Subject: [Keralites] What About Your Wife (Give Opinion )
To: "Keralites" <Keralites@YahooGroups.com>
Date: Saturday, 23 February, 2008, 12:37 PM

Hi Friends
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her , "Where's the car?" She replied,"In the lake."
-Henny Youngman
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." 
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. >
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her. 
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" >The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says,"Okay, give me a million dollarsa and beat me till I'm half dead."
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive
Just for Fun 
Web Master http://www.tafreeho nline.com 
Shoiab Siddiqui
tafreeh25@yahoo. com






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