<<=M=H=O=>> SMS & JOKES

man ask from sardar aqal bari ya bhains? sardar totly confused and ask the man tum ne mujhe ullu samjh rakha hai. date of birth to batai he nahi..

Doctor u look exactly like my third wife, lady: how many wife do u have? Doctor: Two.

wife: thora aram se karo express chala rahe ho Husband: to kiya margari chalaon? itne main muna bed se gir jata hai aur bolta hai. jo marzi chalao par musafir to na girao. (Sender = Shahid Ali)

once prince charles and sardar having dinner prince said: pass the vine you divine! sardar thinks how poetic, sardar says: pass the custard you bastard.

Teacher: write your father name in English. Sikh student: beautiful red underware. Teacher: what is this? Student: it's not wrong. his name is sunder lal chadda.

husband: aaj tak tum kitne logon k sath soi ho? wife: sach bolon to sirf aap k sath he soi hoon. baki sab k sath sari sari raat jagi hoon

Sardar ji aap ko logon ne kyon mara? sardar: arey yaar meri photo bus main gir gayi thi. main ne kaha madam zara sari opar kijiye photo laina hai.

ek pathan k janaze main log bhangra daal rahe tahe. wajha pochi to ek pathan ne bataya k pehli dafa hum main se koi Brain Hambrige se mara hai

Father: shaadi bachon ka khel nahi Son: haan pata hai mujhe, Father: kiya pata hai? Son: yahi k shadi badon ka khel hai jo bachon k liye khela jata hai

Ek sardar sochta raha? sari zindagi sochta raha? sochta raha? aur sochte sochte mar gaya.. k meri behan k 2 bhai hain to mera ek kyon hai.:p

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