Class," If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot
one of them,how many birds would remain??
".Johnny,the nuaghtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.
teacher: "ok johnny ,wats the answer?".
Johnny: "none,ma'am.
teacher: "how?"
Johnny:" after hearing the shot ,all the other birds
will also fly away."
Teacher:"no johnny, the answer here is 2,but I like
the way u r thinkin.
now johnny has a doubt.
Johhny: " teacher can i ask u a question?
Teacher: "sure"
johnny:" there are three ladies havin ice cream at
the parlour.the first one is eatin it,the second is
licking it while the third one is sucking on it. can
u tell which one of the ladies is married??"
teacher is terribly embaressed,but she puts on a
brave face and answers.
Teacher: "I....I.....
sucking on the ice cream is married."
Johnny:" no ma'am,the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married,BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R
THINKING." !!!!!
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