[1] Mother-In-Law. .MIL
I was out shopping the other day when I saw six women beating my MIL
up. As I stood there and watched, her neighbor, who knew me,
said, "Well, aren't you going to help?" I replied, "No. Six of them
is enough".
Q: What do you have when your MIL is covered in concrete up to her
shoulders?
A: Too little concrete!
A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my
dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says, "There is
nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" The man replies, "My
MIL is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to
make her think that she is welcome!" *********************
[2] Sweeter Sides of Life
Boy Friend is like a chocolate, "Taste good always."
Girl Friend is like Pizza, Hot n Spicy, "Delicious anytime."
Wife is like the refrigerated left overs, "Eaten when no choice."
Husband is like a cooled off Tea in a cup, "Headache on sip."
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[3] An Alien Observation
A great handshake was observed in two humans of opposite sex at a wedding
ring before a deadly bout of Lifetime.
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[4] Respect to a Dead Union:
A husband reminded the wife, Tomorrow is our wedding anniversary and I want
to start the day with two minute in silence.
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[5] Love Kills
Marry with Love or have someone arrange it for you and then love. What the
hell is the difference? Ultimate is the same, "Suicide of Harakiri or Killing of
Guillotine."
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[6] Strange Divinity
And God makes such a beautiful, lovely, pleasant, marvelous creature as woman
for man, then suddenly he turns around and sticks him as wife.
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[7] Senseless and Careless
A man before marriage stays awake happily whole night contemplating about
the wordage of lover woman. Then after marriage he starts snoring faster
then loving wife utters the first word.
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[8] Wise Saying
Your money gets transferred faster than lightning
When you marry.
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[9] For unmarried only
Happy Independence Day *********************
[10] Decent Burial
A just recently divorced, hit hard, badly publicized, rich man received a
telegram.Your Ex-wife dead. Advise preference burial or cremation? Funeral cost you
pay.The man quickly responded, “Burn the Body high flames and Bury the Ash deep
grounds. I pay all the expenses.
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[11] What A Tragedy
Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!
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[12]HOW KUM YOU KUM
Once upon a time in China lived two men whose names were I KUM and NO KUM. NO KUM was married to a young and very pretty girl named NO KUM TU, while I KUM was single.
One night I KUM went to see his friend NO KUM. Upon arrival at NO KUM`s home, I KUM found out that NO Kum was not at home. NO KUM`s wife NO KUM TU invited I KUM to stay the night with her. That night NO KUM TU came, which gave I KUM great pleasure as I KUM came too.
After a time NO KUM found out that he was going to be a father, but NO KUM didn`t know how come. When the little child was born, NO KUM named him HOW KUM YOU KUM.
But NO KUM TU and I KUM know how come, HOW KUM YOU KUM came.
Until this day NO KUM doesn`t know how come, HOW KUM YOU KUM came.
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